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And Is Your Refrigerator Running?

Customer: Do you have pancetta?
Deli guy: We have white cetta and orange cetta.
Customer: Okay. Do you have prosciutto?

–The Met, Smith St, Brooklyn

  • Posted on December 10, 2014
  • Customers, Delis, Food, Stupidity, Waiters, Words
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