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And, Most Importantly, Do You Have Alcohol?

Guy #1: I have a moral dilemma.
Guy #2: Does it involve alcohol?
Guy #1: No.
Guy #2: Does it require alcohol?

–F Train

Overheard by: Sarah

  • Posted on April 9, 2023
  • Default, Drinking & Drunk People, Guys, Offers and requests, On the Subway, Philosophy, Questions
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