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And Then He Gave Us Candy

Kid #1, bouncing basketball on the sidewalk: Jesus was like: “Go back to earth and suffer… Or your ass is going to hell.”
Kid #2: Yeah…

–Bushwick Ave & Meserole St, East Williamsburg

  • Posted on July 12, 2017
  • Boys, Default, Jesus, Kids, Offers and requests, Threats, Williamsburg
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