And Who Makes Me Look Thin

Girl #1: Oh my god, my roommate is so weird. She keeps farting, but I don’t smell anything.
Girl #2: She must be anorexic.
Girl #1: True! I didn’t think of that. I’m so glad I’m friends with someone that got a scholarship!

–Starbucks, 51st & Broadway

Overheard by: Or she’s bullemic.