As Soon As the Wheels Leave the Ground, Push the Plunger on This Syringe

Mother to preteen daughter: Okay, just leave me alone now until we get in the air.
Daughter: Do you wanna hold my hand?
Mother: No, I don't wanna hold your hand. I have plenty of drugs and I just need to get in the zone.

–Inside Plane, LaGuardia

Overheard by: Pete