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Bart and Milhouse Are at It Again

Little boy #1: I bet you you can’t do it!
Little boy #2: Oh yes I can! Don’t underestimate me!
Little boy #1: Fine! Steal my soul!

–Broadway

  • Posted on May 1, 2015
  • Boys, Compare/Contrast, Default, Kids, Offers and requests, Thievery, Weirdness
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