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Ben Stein's “Clear Eyes” Commercials Get Creepier Every Year

Deli man: You have beautiful eyes.
Woman: Thank you.
Deli man: You better take care of them.

–63rd & 1st

  • Posted on June 25, 2021
  • Beauty, Body Parts, Clerks, Compliments, Upper East Side, Women
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