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Bilocation Is Such a Burden

Girl: What time is it, 5:30? I’m not even supposed to be out.
Guy: Why not?
Girl: Because I’m in Milan!

–23rd St & Park Ave

Overheard by: Sara

  • Posted on March 9, 2008
  • Default, Girls, Global Geography, Guys, Liars, Lies, Murray Hill and Gramercy, Time
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