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Just Put Them in My Pants

Psychic lady: Can I read your palms?
Man: Fuck no! Can I read yours?!

–Mulberry St

Overheard by: Joe

  • Posted on March 9, 2008
  • Comebacks, Default, Little Italy, Offers and requests, Strangers, Vendors & Street Performers
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