He Should Get a New Doctor So He Can Ask the Old Doctor Out

Teen guy #1: When you get a physical, it’s normal to get a thumb up your ass, right?
Teen guy #2: Are you serious?
Teen guy #1: Why?
Teen guy #2: No, dude. That’s fucked.
Teen guy #1: Yeah… Time for a new doctor.

–51st & 2nd

Overheard by: Your mom