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Clown Porn: Explained.

Girl: Did you know half the length of a guy's foot is the length of his penis?
Boy, observing inhumanly large feet: In that case, I think you won the lottery.

–Bard High School, Queens

  • Posted on September 26, 2021
  • Body Parts, Boys, Compare/Contrast, Fast Times at New York High, Girls, Height, Penis, Queens
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