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Guy #1: Hey, answer me seriously, what would you do if one day I killed our neighbor?
Guy #2: I would turn into a giant penis and spray semen all over the city.

–A train

  • Posted on March 28, 2015
  • Body Parts, Death, Getting Off, On the Subway, Sex, Sex & Relationships, Violence
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