Man: I don’t really use Facebook anymore… Except to booty-call poke.
–Starbucks, 6th Ave
Chick: If I die, I don’t want a Facebook group in my memory. It’s tacky.
–Broadway & Waverly
Overheard by: Sarah
Web guy: I’d say my mouse hand is ‘strong’ to ‘very strong.’
–46th & 6th
German man to another: [Rambles in German, then] EBay is sin! A sin, I tell you!
–H&M, 34th St
Overheard by: Melissa Coppola
Math teacher who looks like Ali G: So, I took a ‘How ghetto are you?’ quiz on Facebook. Turns out I’m only 61 percent ghetto.
–Bronx Science
Thug to thugette: Fall back — you never know when people gonna be postin’ what you said on the Internet.
–Astor Pl
Overheard by: katattack
