Dude on cell: The thing is… Is… She was inseminated… By a dead man.
–Outside of Forbidden Planet, 13th & Broadway
Overheard by: Red Stapler
Hipster suit on cell: Wait, wait, wait. What are the details on this drop-dead clause again?
–MoMA
Man on cell: Well, it’s a shame he’s still alive.
–Grand Central
Overheard by: mma
Hipster girl to friend: Well, you know what? It’s kind of good he killed her.
–L train
Overheard by: keeeem
Woman: He was dead! It was great!
–Penn Station
Hipster: If you take a handful of Grapenuts and don’t add milk, and you hurl them as hard as you can at somebody’s face, you can take out both their eyes and maybe kill them… I can’t believe I spent the whole day at the hospital, and they told me to go to the dentist!
–V Bar cafe, Greenwich Village
Overheard by: sean savage
Angry man on cell: I’ve given her everything! Everything! She wanted me to kill someone! She wanted me to fuck somebody up good! What else can I do?
–15th & 6th
