Dog: If I Bit That Kid, I Could Die Happy

Boy: Look mommy, it's a doggy, it's going to say “ruff!”
(dog stares at boy)
Boy: Oh… It's not a ruff doggy…
Mom: No, honey, it's a sweet doggy.
Boy (wide eyed): It can say “sweet?”

–Washington Mews & University

Overheard by: Tyler