Guy: Yo, are we takin’ the elevator upstairs, or what?
Girl: No, lazy-ass. We takin’ the stairs.
Guy: Yo, I done told you that I just ate and I don’t wanna work it off!
–14th Street A/C/E station
Overheard by: Grace
Guy: Yo, are we takin’ the elevator upstairs, or what?
Girl: No, lazy-ass. We takin’ the stairs.
Guy: Yo, I done told you that I just ate and I don’t wanna work it off!
–14th Street A/C/E station
Overheard by: Grace
“Actress” #1: I have tennis elbow.
“Actress” #2: You do?
“Actress” #1: …Well, I don’t know what tennis elbow is.
–Elevator, 37th & 8th
Tour chick: …And up that street is the gym. I’ve never been in there but I’m sure it’s full of glistening weights and…I don’t know…glistening bodies…
–Washington Square Park
