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Gin Makes a Woman Mean

Drunk Girl: I’m really glad you made it out tonight.
Sober Guy: I’m really glad you’re going home.

He closes her cab door and walks away.

–Bleecker St.

Overheard by: Stephie Russell

  • Posted on July 8, 2019
  • Compliments, Drinking & Drunk People, Drunks, Girls, Guys, Home, Sweet Home, Relationships, The Village
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