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Guess She Got Bored of the Ping-Pong Balls?

Drunk girl: So, have you heard from her?
Drunk guy: No, she’s too busy popping out fetuses. She pops out a fetus like every week!

–57th & 9th

Overheard by: Cori

  • Posted on February 27, 2015
  • Abortion, Default, Drunks, Girls, Guys, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Pregnancy & Birth Control, Questions, Words
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