Have You Thought about Giving Up Catholicism?

High schooler #1: I want to give up something for Lent, but I’m not sure what.
High schooler #2: Why don’t you give up TV?
High schooler #1: What?! Are you crazy? I would just die! Especially in the winter months — my face would just melt off.

–BX10 bus, Bronx

Overheard by: Princessbeena