He Won’t Even Use Old Ones to Line His Bird’s Cage

Wanna‐be preppy: Hey! Is that the newspaper?
Slacker: Yeah.
Wanna‐be preppy: Let’s have a look at it.
(slacker throws paper into locker and locks locker)
Wanna‐be preppy: Aw, why did you do that?
Slacker: I can’t let you see it. It’s not mine.
Wanna‐be preppy: Whose is it?
Slacker: My girlfriend’s brother. He’s really sensitive…
Wanna‐be preppy: Really sensitive about the newspaper?


Overheard by: Kane