Here, We’ll Use It in a Sentence: Her Eyes Were Slanted Sloppily

HS boy: Well, I tend to write more sloppily.
Asian girlfriend: ‘Sloppily’?! Is that even a word?
HS boy: It’s an adverb.
Asian girlfriend: Yes, but I said, is that even a word?

–1 train

Overheard by: Trying not to laugh outloud