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His Leash Is Plaid.

Really loud guy: That guy is so her bitch!
Friend: How do you know?
Really loud guy: He's wearing plaid.

–Central Park

  • Posted on August 31, 2021
  • Central Park, Clothing, Friends, Guys, Insults, Questions
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