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I Can Do This All. Fucking. Day.

Woman at street vendor: I'll have a small coffee.
Vendor: We only have one size.
Woman: Well, I'll take the smallest size you have.

–Central Park

Overheard by: Siobhan

  • Posted on July 6, 2009
  • Central Park, Coffee, Compare/Contrast, Height, Parks, Stupidity, Vendors & Street Performers, Women
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