I Heart Wednesday One‐Liners

Man on cell: You still love me even though I’m a fatty?

–113th & Broadway 

Guy on cell: You know, dude, I could totally fall in love with her if she weren’t such a crack‐whore.

–11th & 3rd

Overheard by: Kaitlyn 

Loud hipster girl: Shrooms are like love and happiness. You don’t find them; they find you!

–Williamsburg waterfront

Overheard by: could use all three

Idealist: If he really loved me, wouldn’t he moisturize?!


Overheard by: McN

Ghetto girl: Love ain’t got nothin’ to do with the way you smellin’ right now!

–Chambers & Broadway

Overheard by: AWAG

Middle‐Aged guy: But if she loved me so much, why did she point the shotgun at me?

–57th between 6th & 7th

Overheard by: harvey

Woman on cell: You know that Susan already hates you…Of course she’s just doing it to be a bitch…I love Susan.

–73rd & Columbus

Overheard by: Will