Man on cell: You still love me even though I’m a fatty?
–113th & Broadway
Guy on cell: You know, dude, I could totally fall in love with her if she weren’t such a crack‐whore.
–11th & 3rd
Overheard by: Kaitlyn
Loud hipster girl: Shrooms are like love and happiness. You don’t find them; they find you!
–Williamsburg waterfront
Overheard by: could use all three
Idealist: If he really loved me, wouldn’t he moisturize?!
–Harlem
Overheard by: McN
Ghetto girl: Love ain’t got nothin’ to do with the way you smellin’ right now!
–Chambers & Broadway
Overheard by: AWAG
Middle‐Aged guy: But if she loved me so much, why did she point the shotgun at me?
–57th between 6th & 7th
Overheard by: harvey
Woman on cell: You know that Susan already hates you…Of course she’s just doing it to be a bitch…I love Susan.
–73rd & Columbus
Overheard by: Will
