Suit #1: Good thing my girlfriend had an abortion, or I’d have a 16‐year‐old kid right now.
Suit #2: Yeah? I never heard this story.
–F Train
Overheard by: wb
Headline by: kasey
Runners‐Up:
· “Haven’t You Ever Asked About My Framed Coathanger?” — Ian
· “Jesus; Always the Son, Never the Father” — benny blanco
· “Lifetime Wasn’t Interested” — Emily Leonard
· “Neither Did My Wife…” — phox
· “Once Upon a Vacuum…” — blistexaddict
· “Well Jimmy, When a Man and Woman Like Sex Without Commitments.…” — mkp‐hearts‐nyc
· “Your Wife Was Pretty Insistent I Never Tell You” — Greg Costello
