If It Means I Have to Let Go of Your Penis, Then No

Guy #1: This is fun, but it will be a lot better when we’re in bed.
Guy #2: … You’re gay?

–Urinal, Hard Rock Café

Overheard by: Danny

Headline by: ilemanzer

· “Can’t a Straight Guy Talk to His Penis?” – Tadzio
· “Does Mom Know?” – Ren
· “If I’d Known That Earlier I’d NEVER Have Let You Suck My Cock” – Lindsey
· “No, but I Did Appreciate That You Swallowed.” – Me
· “You’re a Guy?” – alice

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