If It’s That Much Fun, You Weren’t Doing the Right Drugs

20‐Something guy #1: I loved rehab.
20‐Something guy #2: I did, too.
20‐Something guy #1: You know, I’m so grateful for the friends.

–19th & 8th

Overheard by: Sebastian White
Headline by: Adam Nathan 

· “And Don’t Forget the Free Detox Poncho” — Toby
· “And By ‘Friends,’ He Means ‘Points of Reference.’ ” — Jessica P.
· “And Your Daughters Appreciate Not Having to Say They Fell Down the Stairs at School” — Fake Jew
· “However, My Intervention Was a Bore.” — Sean
· “If I Ever Get Lonely, I Know I Can Just Relapse.” — Colin McCleod
· “It’s Hard to Find People Who Understand My Smurf Porn Addiction.” — John
· “Its Just Like Summer Camp! But With No Blow” — Liss
· “So No One Told Ya Life Was Gonna Be This Wayyy (Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap)” — pete
· “That’s Spelled F‑I‐E‐N‐D‑S” — Bostonian
· “They Were The Mayo On My Cold Turkey” — Hellboy
· “You Should See the Support at the Sexaholics Meeting” — Mike

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