Portly young woman browsing dress for herself, nonchalantly: Oh, this is cute, but too bad it doesn’t come in fat‐ass‐bitch size.
–Target, Brooklyn
20‐something girl to boyfriend: Oh my god, you are so cute I just wanna punch you in the face!
–135th & 5th
Overheard by: Howzith
Middle‐aged woman on cell exiting bus: You have a blessed day! (to phone) No, not you! I was talking to the bus driver – he was really cute!
–Brooklyn
Overheard by: B44 rider
Student fundraiser to passerby: Taiwan needs help! Hey, you’re cute enough to help Taiwan!
–Columbia University
Overheard by: L‑Dubbs
Cute blonde to friend at gym: Oh my god! Look! That looks like a cuter version of this bald guy I slept with in a closet over the summer!
–14th & 3rd
Overheard by: Rob Lovett
