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I’ll Complete This Hit Any Way I Can

WASP man on curb: You almost ran my wife over!
Imitation mobster jumping out of Mercedes: Yeah, you wanna get shot, asshole?!

–W 4th & Perry St

Overheard by: neko

  • Posted on January 29, 2015
  • Cars and Driving, Rich people, Threats, Thugs, West Village, White People
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