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I'm Getting You a Cell Phone

Little boy: When we leave, how do we know how to get home?
Waspy mommy: Oh! C'mon sweetie, you know our street don't you?
Little boy: Uptown!

–Saks

Overheard by: smith

  • Posted on October 5, 2009
  • Directions, Home, Sweet Home, Kids, Moms, Parents, Questions, Store, White People
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