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I'm Just Uncomfortable Face to Face With a Stranger

Hipster girl #1: So basically he put his penis in your vagina, but you're too nervous to go on a date with him?
Hipster girl #2: Yep.
Hipster girl #1: Girl, you're fucked in the head.

–1st Ave & 11th St

  • Posted on August 15, 2021
  • Dating, Hipsters, Penis, Psychology, Sex, Union Square and East Village, Vagina
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