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Imagine the Results Pavlov Could Have Achieved with This Instead of the Bell

Girl #1: You’re so hot!
Girl #2: [keeps grooving to music]Girl #1: I just want you to have a threesome with me, you bitch!
Girl #2: Sure!

–Houston & Essex

  • Posted on September 26, 2006
  • Beauty, Gays and Lesbians, Girls, Lower East Side, Three is Company
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