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No, Vermouth! Isn’t That What Makes Martinis Dry?

Coed #1, pointing at huge stain on her shirt: It’s coffee. I used water to rub it off, but the water made it all wet!
Coed #2: You should have used club soda!

–New School, 13th & 5th

  • Posted on September 26, 2006
  • Advice, Cleanliness, Clothing, Coffee, College, Compare/Contrast, Girls, Idiots, New School, Students
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