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It Depends on Where You Smoke Them

Guy: I need to shit.
Girl: You know, smoking will make you have to shit even more.
Guy: Yeah, I know, they’re laxatives.
Girl: They are?

–80th & 1st

  • Posted on June 30, 2015
  • Girls, Guys, Health and Hygiene, Idiots, Poop, Upper East Side
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