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Jessica Simpson: I Am So With You

Younger man: Maybe I’ll marry your sister. Then I’ll kill myself.
Older man: I’m waiting to give my sister to an enemy.

–Ditmars Blvd, Astoria

Overheard by: Christine

  • Posted on November 19, 2019
  • About Celebrities, Astoria, Comebacks, Family Ties, Marriage, Men, Old People, Suicide
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