Man to confused ladies turning around to exit porn shop: We have straight stuff too!
Women, re‐entering store: Oh! In that case…
–Chelsea
Headline by: Paul Tabachneck
Runners‐Up:
· “All Our Dildos Are Unisex…” — Jacques
· “But You’ll Need to Enter the Store Via the Front Door” — Zorak
· “Do You Have Any Dildos Shaped Like Clay Aiken?” — Clay got a bitch preggers…
· “I’ll Take 600 Of Your Finest, Blackest Dildos, Please.” — porter
· “Ironically, It’s In the Rear.” — Allison
· “It´s In the Back Behind the Curtain” — Deek
