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Like, Ahmadinejad Unfabulous

Bottle blonde: Eww, listen to this: he asked me to have a threesome for his birthday.
Natural blonde: So are you going to do it?
Bottle blonde: Ewwwie! No.
Natural blonde: Yeah…that wouldn't be too fabulous.

–Washington Square Park

  • Posted on August 10, 2014
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