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“Man Of Steel, Heels Of Helium”?

Conductor, over intercom: Conductor in the fifth car -are you top or bottom?
[well-built conductor walks through car to intercom to respond]Gay commuter, upon seeing him: Oooh, I hope he’s a bottom.

–NJ Transit

Overheard by: MrStench

  • Posted on December 5, 2014
  • Default, Gays and Lesbians, On the Subway, Queer guys, Questions, Subway conductors, Wishes & desires
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