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Nah, He’s Just Beergoggling You

Drunk guy: Oh, kick that dart! I mean dog. I mean, is that a puppy? Oh, it’s a ball.
Teen boy: It’s a ball, are you blind?

–96th & Broadway

  • Posted on June 18, 2015
  • Drunks, Insults, Man's Best Friend, Questions, Stupidity, Teens, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center
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