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Neither Do Men— What’s Your Point?

Female office worker: None of those mermaids had nipples.
Male office worker: Well, that’s because fish don’t nurse!

–Office Building, W 46th St

Overheard by: The Green Cat

  • Posted on May 23, 2008
  • Animals & Nature, Compare/Contrast, Coworkers, Default, Gender issues, Men, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Nipples, Office, Women
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