Oh, Crap–It's Spurted All Over the Bag

Woman #1, with water bottle in paper bag: I don't understand why they gave me a bag. What's the point of putting just a water bottle in a bag?
Woman #2: You should've just told them you didn't want one.
Woman #1: Yeah, but I didn't notice until he put it in.
(pause, then both women snicker)

–Elevator, 8th Ave

Overheard by: Mariah