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Oh! Well, I Love Your Little Hat.

Blonde: Wait, are you Jewish?
Brunette: No. I’m Colombian.

–96th & 5th

  • Posted on March 4, 2008
  • Comebacks, Default, Girls, Questions, Stupidity, Upper East Side
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