…Once I Get It Back from What’s‐Her‐Name on the Fourth Floor.

Girl: So I don’t steal from privately owned places and shit, I steal from like CVS.
Guy: The funniest thing I ever stole was a five‐dollar finger vibrator.
Girl, excited: Did it work?
Guy: Yeah, it was the shit! You can borrow it anytime.

–NYU Dorm

Overheard by: Mika