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Only Dead Pimps Give Up The Bling

Dude: Do you guys sell bling?
Store guy: All the way in the back, under the skeleton pimp.

–Halloween Adventure, 4th Avenue

Overheard by: Hank Luxford

  • Posted on January 26, 2006
  • Clerks, Customers, Fashion, Guys, Shopping, Union Square and East Village, Vampires, Ghouls, and Ghosts, oh my!
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