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Or Does It?

Girl: I sooo want oatmeal.
Guy: I have a George Foreman grill.
Girl: That doesn’t help me get oatmeal.

–1 train

Overheard by: Ethank

  • Posted on February 23, 2008
  • Comebacks, Default, Food, Girls, Guys, On the Subway, Wishes & desires
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