20‐something guy: His beard makes him look like Chuck Norris.
20‐something girl: Who?
Bartender: Chuck Norris. He was Walker, Texas Ranger.
20‐something guy: You don’t know who Chuck Norris is?
20‐something girl: I feel like we always talk about Chuck Norris and I have no idea who he is.
–3rd St & Berry, Williamsburg