She Just Took Me Out to Dinner. Bitch.

Girl #1: So then he asked if I would send her a birthday card.
Girl #2: Oh my god, seriously? Why would he want you to send his mom a birthday card?
Girl #1: I know! It's not like she sent me one on my birthday.
Girl #2: Slut.

–Amtrak, Grand Central

Overheard by: RG