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She's Pretty Slow

Toddler, crouching over snail: I have a sister.
Teenage girl: Oh, what's her name?
Toddler: Snail.
Teenage girl: No, what's your sister's name?
Toddler: Snail.

–Bay Terrace

  • Posted on September 18, 2009
  • Family Ties, Kids, Names, Queens, Questions, Teens
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