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Old guy: I’d like two tickets to Times Square please.
Booth lady: What?
Old guy: Two for Times Square please!

–Whitehall Street station

  • Posted on July 31, 2023
  • Assholes, Men, Old People, Public Transportation, Stupidity, Subway stations, platforms, etc., Talking/Convos
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