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Stupid Leprosy

Little girl: Mommy, what are you doing?
Mother: Rubbing my eyes — they itch. What are you doing?
Little girl: I’m buttoning my finger.

–University Pl & 11th St

Overheard by: Pat Nich

  • Posted on January 3, 2020
  • Body Parts, Health and Hygiene, Kids, Moms, The Village, Words
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